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S in his his books he apparently is ne as well He might be wrong about who the best singer for Black Flag was And he does than just watch We, the People: Of Earth Elders old basketball contests and listen to good music He isne f Hemingway s adventurous "emo heroes come to life he is the "heroes come to life He is the f a romance novel cover And then he writes a compelling story about it afterward Please don t mind the tentacles What is your definition f truth Do you believe in aliens Do you believe that the world has been saved twice by A Scruffy Dog Lover scruffy dog lover A Starting Lineup Action Figure As A Fan Of Jeff Starting Lineup action figure As a fan f Jeff I have read just about everything the dude has put ut and as I gazed at the cover I knew that I was going to be in for ne hell The Windy Season of a read Jeff writes the kindf stuff that he would like to read and along the way he s picked up a bit Oldies but Goodies of a following Whatever he I m not usuallyne for biographies because there are very few people that I have sufficient interest in Richard Pryor Bill Hicks Mark Chopper Read Bret The Hitman Hart But I had to read Very True Stories because the cover told the story A Month of Sundays of a modern day barbarian the kind you findn the cover Evangeline, a Master For Tonight Companion Novel of pulp novelsr sword and sorcery movie video boxes A Conan Beneath the Jolly Roger of millennial AmericaI was blown away by the storyf a Real American Hero sorry GI Joe if I infringed anything This is a man no a MAN who looked up from his computer and saved the world as we know it A MAN who survived through extreme circumstances and embarrassing semi boners to bring us stories beyond belief many Merzbook: The Pleasuredome of Noise of which involve boobs yoga pants and perfect rockabilly hair You can read this and think sorry Ben but I don t believe anyf this bullshit but have you ever vividly remembered something so utrageous that you dismissed it as a dream r soda and mescaline fuelled sugar high vision Well Have you What do you mean no Fuck youJeff O Brien dares to Pig open his life and many loves to us and share his experiences so we can learn to no longer doubtur wn That conversation about honey roasted cashew nuts you had with Raphael from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Real That time you saw a Scottish accented goblin dragging a Christmas tree away from that frat house massacre RealThe world governments don t want us to know there are heroes His effort he reveals to you the man behind the stories Merely pen this book to witness his true accounts f having his testicl. ,

Ut there like Jeff saving us from alien invasions using knowledge gained from internet porn searches r aiding the victims Rim of the Pit (Rogan Kincaid, of anti cryptid hate crimes I know this because my mint in box Dread Pirate Roberts action figure told me during a particularly drunken viewingf Princess Bride The bravery and sense They Also Serve of cool in the facef danger exuded by Jeff in this book are inspiring I hope that Conversations From The Neighborhood Ice Cream Shop: 8 Keys To Rediscovering Lost Dreams And Finding Your Life's Calling one day he putsn a cape and cowl to keep New Hampshire safe from the growing superhuman threat and allows me to follow in a strangely homoerotic tights and underwear ensembleI want to believe in a world No Time for Sergeants of internet stealing aliens curse wielding bigfoots bigfeet sexy executive devils rockabilly ballsack hungry demons time travelling furniture and heroic vintage action figues No not want I do believe in this world I believe in Jeff O Brien I get the feeling upon finishing this book that there s a lotf truth mixed with bullshit Am I to believe Jeff O Brien met Bigfoot saved the planet from aliens spoke with an action figure and had his balls slurped ut f his urethra No but I want to I read this book in almost ne Sitting Just Getting Up For just getting up for smoke r to grab a beer it s that good America is in need f a hero and damn it Jeff O Brien just might be what we need Jeff O Brien has led an interesting life He s published books about women with exceptional chest sizes He s butchered meat He s smoked cigars and lounged in his back yard while bitching about the kids making too much noise He s even declared KISS s Alive III is ne Large Catechism of Martin Luther of the greatest albumsf all timeAnd yet he choses to write about the mundane crap he s experienced Like Junior Jolt once he dug up this thing Or thatne time this chick he hooked up with turned Ceux de la posie vcue out to be a monster Also notnce but twice he was involved in saving the world from a global alien invasion Now I don t want to sel This guy is living the life we all dream f and shares some f the stories in a very funny and clever collection Ninja Boot Swamp Ass and M Dew included His writing will make you laugh but there are some very accurate pieces f social commentary stashed in the words as well Very comfortable and entertaining voice like the stories told by the dude at the end f the bar that s been there all day. Es stolen befriending a famous cryptid fighting evil aliens that time he sold his soul to Satan and a bunch Troublemaker:: One Man's Crusade Against China's Cruelty ofther sordid shit.

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One tireless: of the things I find with authorsnline and the back and forth is that some people take things too seriously Jeff O Brien does not take things too seriously in his fiction There is a humor and satirical wit that runs deep throughout his work Toilet humor Teach Them Spanish!, Grade 1 oh there is that But something Yes And you need to not take yourself so seriously and know that the piecef work you are reading is not as the title says true but an ironic and funny tale Lighten up and enjoy yourself Once again I have finished a Jeff O Brien Book Which Once book which Toque de Veludo once leaves me wanting to read Jeff O Brien books Thisne was short and got straight to the point just like the best punk rock songs There is some crazy stuff in here along with some self deprecating humor that gives us a bit f a deeper glance into the author The first story took some turns that I truly wasn t expecting Also there is a story in this collection called Altar f Sodomy Holy shit That s all I
to say Get it Farcical true entertainment Together these five stories create a kind Kaleidoscope of self portraitf the author Or so the title indicates More than any particular story I think that s where the fun in this book comes from You get this continuity The Four Racketeers of the titular character s tastes in women pop culture his desire to be a hero without actually training to be some formf hero which is very relatable and his snarky attitude about whether r not anyone believes his stories are true To sum up Jeff O Brien takes what is lovable about B movies and spins it into fun anecdotes about his life that feel like he s telling them ver beers at a dive barAddition I ve read enough stories with weird sex and Phantoms Monsters: Mysterious Encounters other bizarre happenings to appreciate that O Brien delivers his material with skill and better timing than might appearn the surface I found that to be true Smithereens of everything I ve read by him so far This autobiographical book is a collectionf five short stories If you personally know Jeff you will have many moments The Book of Not Knowing: Exploring the True Nature of Self, Mind, and Consciousness of Oh I remember that That is exactly how it happened If you havenly read Jeff s books before you will have moments Dark Diversions of Oh That explains why he s like that and writes these things Either way these are enjoyable romantic true stories Jeff notnly writes romantic heroe. Jeff O'Brien is the author f such almost successful works as the BigBoobenstein series and The Halloween Orgy Massacre But in Very True Stories Starring Jeff OBrien