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Palace Intrigue (A Medieval Tale kAbsolutely BRILLIANT So I spent the better part of yesterday reading about a huge dick Is there any other way to spend a SundayMy second Dan Skinner book and I loved it just as much as the first Memorizing You They are WORLDS apart as far as the subject matter but they are on eual ground as far as how much I enjoyed themThere will be SPOILERS my friends so read with caution if you haven t read the bookThe story is told from JJ s perspective As the book begins you pretty muchnow that he s been screwed over by a dick because he was thinking with his I will take the liberty in speaking for every male by saying that sometimes the penis seems to make a really great argument and that might lead to uestionable actions It s possible I ve been a victim of this from time to time so I can relate to JJ Let s face it the penis wants what the penis wants and sometimes it s like a magnet with a force that cannot be stopped In this case the magnet was drawn to one Richard Fitch but let s call him Dick JJ and Dick meet at the gym after JJ has been stalking him for a number of days Again stalking is something that every gay male has probably stumbled on from time to time so I m still with JJ at this pointJJ and Dick form a friendship and the rest of the story is a twisty road of WTF Dickwhere do I start He is larger than life with a huge personality You are immediately drawn to him as he seems like a great guy As time progresses little dents begin to appear in his armor and he is get away from me and less let s hang out on Friday He is a liar and a manipulator He s totally gay but so far in the closet that he can t even see the door Not only does he excel in telling a web of lies but he starts to pull JJ into those lies and JJ does nothing to stop him because again he s thinking sexually and not rationally I can t fault JJ entirely When he would start to get angry and uestion himself about what he was doing Dick would pull out all of the stops and do things that were incredibly generous and sweet This would reel JJ right back into his web It made him want to believe Dick even when he Parking Lot Rules 75 Other Ideas for Raising Amazing Children knew deep down inside that he shouldn tAs Iept reading I was floored by the things that were revealed Good God Dick was totally crazyseriously But with every crazy thing that was revealed I read faster as I wanted to make sure the JJ was okay in the end When you are dealing with someone with the level of crazy that Dick was you just don t Carlyle Marney know what they will do if they are backed into a cornerI m not going to write as it s really best to just read the book and see for yourself As much as I ended up hating Dick I think I hated his mother about 100 times She helped form Dick into what he became He loved her but could never please her Like I wrote earlier he was gay Henew it and she Shameful knew it But that didn t stop her from doing everything in her power to try and turn him into the perfect heterosexual She constantly harped on him about dating and he was always trying to please her even though he bitched about her to JJ all of the time He found comfort in JJ as he could be himself and JJ wouldn t judge him What JJ didn tnow is that Dick would lie to him as wellI don t think Dick new how to live any other way He grew up denying who he was and had to maintain that lie to fit in with his family I m not saying that he took the right path but I was able to sympathize with him as I was reading about his mother as she was a monsterIn a nutshell this wasn t a romance novel by any stretch but it was AWESOME I was totally drawn in and could not be bothered with anything else That writing was exuisite I hated Dick but couldn t stop reading about him as it was just so goodTwo thumbs up and a lifetime fan of Dan Skinner Dan what did I just read One of these days we need to have a uiet talk I really want to hurt Dick At the very least I hope he gets a lifetime of constant jock itch It makes me angry and hurt and then angry again If that s what you were going for you succeeded I hope every SOB that comes anywhere near as close to being like Dick contracts the same lifetime jock itch and is handled the way that Karma should handle people like that Very unusual book I ll probably add another star when I can get over how much I hate Dick MAY 29TH REVISION OF REVIEWI still hate Dick but after I heard a few things I needed to hear I new I couldn t hold back that one star just because Dan made me hate Dick so much I really hate that Dan makes me say that sentence over and over LOLI Sacred Landscapes know that people have a hard time getting through this book solely because they really really HATE DickYounow when there is a character in a book and just having to read their name psses you off Dick does that to me But that is really brilliant because Dan made me hate a sort of fictional character enough that I had left a well earned star off of the review JUST OVERNIGHT BECAUSE OF FRIGGING DICKSo read the book Dan did a really great job on making everybody HATE DICK Come on Get on the I HATE DICK bandwagon with the rest of is We need tshirts made Hugs Dan 35 stars Review completed June 6 2014 I need to
explain my rating Please scroll down If you are inherently a my rating Please scroll down If you are inherently a guy which I think I am you instinctively want to help people even before you now what their problem may be Which as I examine that notion makes good guys sound gullible Con artists look for good guys because of that built in gullibility If they re con artists that come in a sexually alluring package a good guy can become a brainless idiot Allow me to introduce myself That s the crux of the matter the good guy JJ served as a doormat and acted like a brainless idiot for many years and
It S Something I Ve Had A s something I ve had a hard time to swallow That and the Hollywoodesue ending are the reasons why I downgraded my rating to 3 starsWhat made the difference between Memorizing You and The Price of Dick Both books provide excellent writing and compelling storytelling skills Plus I loved the MCs of Memorizing You and all that made for an absolutely outstanding and memorable reading experience With The Price of Dick however I didn t get THAT whole package Yes I did love the impeccable writing incl the very entertaining narrative and some of JJ s deadpan lines were hilarious Unfortunately there s a but I not only hated and despised Dick and the bigoted and homophobic Mommy Fitch for that matter I also ended up disliking JJ I just couldn t believe it Somewhere along the way I somehow lost my respect for him Which leads me to my conclusion that my rating simply reflects the whole picture how I felt about The Price of Dick in general Dan can write one hell of a story and I truly adore his writing skills but FACT IS I CAN T GIVE is I can t give book a straight four or five star rating when I dislike the good guy too I expected to hate Dick but not liking JJ came out of left field and bothered me greatlyFavorite uoteDo you fancy a description of Dick s characterManipulative bastardFilthy swineDespicable assholeNarcissistic showoffVomit inducing liarPathetic pretenderAbhorrent impostor In short Dick is a horrible dick We could have formed a club Dick s Anonymous JJ was making endle. His name is Richard but he'll say Call me Dick He's a big butch brainy guy in an executive suit hotter than spit on a skillet The type of guy you can see fully dressed and imagine buck naked in the throes.
Dan Skinner ó 5 reviewSs concessions and he could practically sense the doom but why oh why did he not put an end to his ordeal sooner Is he a sucker for punishment I get it he s an inherently good guy and very ind and helpful with a clear conscience but come on Dick The Dick exploited him SHAMELESSLY AD NAUSEAM and used him as his own personal doormat It s the ind of exploitation that goes beyond money Dick worked JJ into the ground emotionally and materially JJ went back into the closet for Dick at his convenience all the time for Pete s sake Also JJ played along in a ridiculous charade catering to Dick s every need and ended up in a downward spiral that was beyond pathetic I think JJ s gullibility and na vet can t Be Outdone Frankly I couldn t believe my eyes and wanted to yell at him to wake up already but it was fruitless He let himself be treated like a piece of sit Looking for shelter in a bottle isn t the solution either that s for certain This grade A manipulation went on for yearsYEARS JJ was so extremely focused on Dick and oh so eager to please him in any way possible that he didn t realize how that asshole sucked the happiness out of him For me as a reader that highly humiliating and manipulating treatment was so hard to absorb I couldn t understand it What hurt the most was the fact that JJ pushed forty without having been in love for ages After he realized that they would never be a loving couple he simply pined after Dick s friendship for years although without success Well that came as no real surprise I was disappointed in JJ because he spent so many years being miserable without making any efforts to really change the status uo This may sound a bit harsh but to be honest I came to that specific point where I had a hard time to feel any sympathy for him Where was his friggin self respect his backbone If I had been in JJ s shoes I would have called it uits after that nasty vacation incident But no let s go our merry way to get dissed over and over and over and over again It must be a great feeling Sorry that s me being sarcastic Finally I must say the Hollywoodesue ending felt exaggerated and fairytale like It was the euivalent of a very huge gift wrapped up with a glitter sprinkled bow and some starry eyed content Oh wellOn a positive note I really do appreciate the fact that we can t put Dan in a specific box It s very important that authors write distinct characters and different stories because that s exactly what will eep me reading I want variety and Dan delivers It is very unfortunate however that The Price of Dick didn t uite hit the mark this time around Regardless it s a good read and if your frustrating tolerance is higher than mine then chances are you ll end up loving it 35 StarsAsshole characters exert a strange fascination on me They are a weakness and a guilty pleasure But they only appeal to me when there is lots of grovelling involved until they finally redeem their selves The Price of Dick didn t turn out the way I wished It s not that Girl Reporter kind of Romance There was no grovelling let alone redemption Needless to say I was left disappointed I m blaming this on me though for having the pretension to assume that this story would be like many othersJJ was a doormat and henew it He was a doormat infatuated with Dick and that is where my disappointment with JJ solely stands Don t take me wrong JJ wasn t manipulative and bad as Dick but he had an agenda too He could have icked Dick out of his life at any time but no He liked sharing the bills he liked having Dick around he liked Dick s charismatic act to recruit new guys and finally he saw chance in Dick to up his gameAnd Dick Well Dick was a DICK with all capital letters a scoundrel He did unforgivable things Dick needed a place where he could stop the macho pretence a place where he could let the barriers down and be gay JJ was his golden ticket Such a sweetheart It
was a hard story to swallow in mya hard story to swallow In my the fucked up situation was a mutual arrangement where both would benefit And even though I was aware that the exploration was consensual by both parties I could not take it easily because this deal was not well balanced JJ was always the weakest link He couldn t see it though bloke was blind like a bat It took too long for JJ to wake up and realize that he didn t need that that he could do much betterI think I had a reverse reaction here Instead of being mad at Dick I was mad at JJ for taking all that crap from Dick One of the things that nagged me the most was listen to Dick make a pass at other guys with his bullshit I am not gay speech in every fucking photo shootGawd
give me strength I am glad JJ found someone to give him a push Ime strength I am glad JJ found someone to give him a push I t think he would have pulled his shit together on his own Alex grounded JJ Alex was the one who came up with the idea to transferback up the photos Alex pushed him to find a new place Alex opened JJ eyes about his financial situation and finally he was the one who thought about calling an attorney to fix that big mess Summing it up the grand finale was all down do AlexThis book drove me mad We really deserved that HEAI am not sure my indle would survive otherwise An epic story5 The Price of DickGreat self reflections Awesome syntaxI love the world of thought A well full of vocabularyThere are so many awesome sentences that I want to highlightI loved the voyeuristic and exhibitionistic scenes very steamyIt was entertaining as hell funny witty ups and downI think it s a Dan thing but at 30% i thought i read a whole book What can happen No there is much amaaaazingLots and lots of analizing It was getting and crazy Dick was a dick pur sang Unbelievable manipulator psycho but also When I read this title for the first time I wanted to read this book ASAP The title itself left me intrigued Being written by Dan Skinner it could only be a great book I thought I was not mistaken it is indeed a fabulous book but not for the reasons that I thought it would beLet me tell you first that I was born raised and educated as a Catholic However since I think for myself I do believe on the existence of a superior force above us all but I don t believe on religions no matter what they may be IMO religions are the cause of the most atrocious events in human Gingerbread Heart kind history Wars murderers radicalism prejudice and all forms of intolerance are sometimes caused by religionsSo reading this book and being or not an autobiographical story or even if there is or not some real events referenced in it only accentuates my conviction that religions are sometimes a real bad thingDick is a sick man Crazy sociopath selfish narcissist but a very beautiful and attractive man His mind is dominated by prejudice against homosexuality He is gay but henows that he can t be gay His mother would never allowed it She s a devout Catholic and for her being gay is a terrible sin She is also a psychological terrorist and that was what her son learned best trough herJJ is a photographer and aspires to be a writer He also wants Dick He craves for that beautiful man What he doesn t now is how much manipulated he will be by Dick s evil mind He has dreams to chase but he is also so naive that. Of an orgasm every six feet two muscular sexually intoxicating inch of him He's an ambitious freshman in a prominent brokerage firm who's figured out he can use than his smarts to get ahead He's perfecte.