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Squirm lHelen Even Powergirl isn t as powerful as her and she s immune to KryptoniteHades What about BatmanAthena Well obviously not He s BatmanThe gods nod their heads because everyone knows there s no one powerful than Batman even though he s just a regular man with no superpowersApollo Well Batman aside I really was annoyed with how powerful this girl was and how we re portrayed I m not a creepy murdererrapist I m the god of the sun And seriously I don t kill girls I just turn them into plantsHades ObviouslyAthena Oh don took smug uncle Even though you were the only one of us spared from being portrayed as a complete jack ass you and I both know you would ve just thrown Helen into the River Styx and When Sadness is at Your Door laughed about itHades Oh the River Styx is way too good for her I d probably make her watch Disney s Hercules for an eternity Athena Not everyone hates that movie you knowHades I m not a bad guyZeus Exactly the point I ve been trying to make here throws thunderbolt and destroys another artifactAthena Father please You re ruining historyZeus I m immortal History doesn t matter And I don tike the fact that the king of the gods is portrayed as the villain I might have my moments but I m NOT a villain I The 7 Second CV leave that to my wifeHera I m not a villain either dear hubby I just have to put up with your shit uite frankly I found the fact that you were portrayed as the bad guy for once refreshing Especially after that YA series where I was portrayed as wanting a married Hades Seriously I don t go for married men I am the goddess of marriage And besides why would I want to be ueen of the underworld Can you saw ewAthena This isn t about you HeraHera I read the book though and I m an Olympian Can t I talk about the bookAthena No Because you weren t in it Oddly I mean everyone even minor gods the fates those stupid Trojans even King ArthurApollo God damn it I never understood how King Arthur was in this book Anyone care to shareAthena Is your reading comprehension thatow brotherApollo It s four hundred pages how am I supposed to pay attention for that British Malaya longAthena Touche Here s the gist Helen was Guinevere in a pastife and the romance to Guinevere and Lancelot was akin to Helen and Paris And forget about Guinevere ever having feelings for dear old Arthur Apollo That makes no sense whatsoever I know Guinevere cheated on Arthur but the fact she Beginning C++ Through Game Programming loved both men was one of the saddest parts about the whole triangle Besides the fact that she became a nun at the end of the movieAthena rolls eyes that her brother only watched the film version of the Arthurianegend but in America public school s this is how most people Strategic Management learn about the ArthurianegendZeus Can we get back to how I was bastardize I mean seriously the king of gods gets defeated by a sixteen year old girl that s obsessed with pumpkins sandwiches and is willing to get a sex change for a boy That is pathetic Who would come up with such a thingAthena Josephine Angelini apparently But we already discussed thatZeus But not how stupid the whole climax was Seriously I m defeated by a teenage girlAthena And I bowed down to that ignoramus Not to mention that Apollo was depicted as a murdererrapist Hades was depicted as a Helen fan girl the vast majority of Olympians are not even mentioned The only ones who were depicted as being reasonably decent were Helen of Troy Paris and freaking Aphrodite Aphrodite Did someone call my nameAthena Oh God Aphrodite this Helen of Troy Paris and freaking Aphrodite Aphrodite Did someone call my nameAthena Oh God Aphrodite this book club You don t know how to readAphrodite I do too I know I m not the goddess of wisdom Athena but I m not stupidAthena sighs and is about to say something but as the goddess of wisdom she has enough common sense to shut her trapAthena I know you know how to read sister but isn t there a sale at Prada or something you d rather be going toAphrodite frownsAphrodite Um no I ve actually been reading a Diary of a Drag Queen lotately I have found some really good books in the PNR YA section Some of them have been really inspiring Gravity like that series about a teenage vampire with everyone in the world inove with her and that angel who finds true Super Slime love with a human boyAthena No wait you didn t Zeus She didn t whatAthena Father use your head I know you can you created me after allIt dawns on Zeus what Athena is talking about and aightening bolt forms from his hand as he turns and glares at AphroditeAphrodite Father why are you pointing that thing towards me Do I *really have to get out the power of Plague in the Early Modern World loveZeus If you power ofove me daughter you will regret it *have to get out the power of oveZeus If you power of ove me daughter you will regret it that shit doesn t work when you re married to Hera Now tell medid you impersonate a human againAphrodite What are you talking aboutApollo Yeah can someone fill in some blanks I m a bit confused myselfAthena Seriously am I the only one with a brain Dear brother who was the only one of us to not get a dissed on in the booksApollo Um HadesHades Um no I was turend into a Helen fangirl rememberApollo Oh yeah So I guess AphroditeAthena Exactly Whose face does Helen haveApollo AphroditeAthena What is HelenApollo A Mary Sue who wouldn t make a good shrubberyAthena Good you re starting to catch on Now what is a Mary SueApollo A self insertnono You didn tAphrodite Did what All I did was wrote a book series about what should ve happened in Troy Wrote about a ove that was
EPIC THAT JACK AND ROSE ROMEO that Jack and Rose Romeo Juliet and Bethany and Xavier And you can t defeat me because I have the power of ove MwhahahahahahahahhahaAthena Father she does have a pointthe power of Pronunciation Pairs Teachers Book loveZeus I m not resigning to the power ofove As I said before I m married to Hera I don t believe in the power of Its a Whole Spiel love There has to be one time where it didn t win out Aphrodite Oh but that s where you re wrong father The power ofove wins nothing can destroy it It wins in the endZeus That s true But I can always usurp your power of No Risk Refused love I summonBella SwanAphrodite No not Bella SwanZeus Youeft me no choice daughter I have to make sure you do not usurp me Bella Swan and Forks Washington are your eternity forever Now can we please read something decent for next month s book clu. M or Lucas Helen is forced to make a terrifying decision or risk all out war The final book in this heart stopping trilo.
DOWNLOAD Goddess By Josephine AngeliniUPDATE OH YAH KNOW IT ONLY TOOK ME LIKE FOREVER TO READ THIS sighs Review to come btw cause I ooooooved it D I WONDER WHY THIS BOOK WAS NAMED AFTER ME OOHMMMMMMMM JOSIEI HAVE A UESTION FOR YOU CAUSE IT S PERFECTLY ALRIGHT IF YOU WEREOMG OO GUYS LOOK AT IT LOOK AT GORGEOUS COVER OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG IT S SO FUDGIN AMAZING OO Finally Finally I have it in my hands After readingThis book was EPIC And I am so not overestimating itThe Gods are unleashed the war is coming closer the Tyrant is amoung the friends and Helen discovers and skills she shouldn t have Trust NoFear Yes Giving up NeverThere is not much time Im Not Millie! left for Helen and neither does she have many people to support her and give her useful advices She finds help where she does not expect it She finds out things that shock her and that hurt her and those who surround her Still Helen is determined to fight For Helen this book was the hardest one and the one with the most cruel challenges and revelations Firstly she was not sure about Orion and Lucas Secondly her skills scared her and the advices did not make it any better Still she fought everything and she overthought things and analysed them until she figured out what she needed I worshipped her After Juliet from the Shatter me series she is the strongest protagonist I ever read about She was kick ass she was determined and strong and she had some serious aggression issues Nevertheless she remained a trustworthy andovable character She was a real Goddess in this bookLucas was a freaking genius during the whole book Mastermind A charming and adorable mastermind to be precise I Salvation: A Novel (Salvation Sequence) loved his way of thinking and acting Ioved him in the previous books and I A River of Royal Blood (A River of Royal Blood, loved him even in this one Coming to the other characters Orions story was finally revealed and it was heart breaking This guy deserved so much Hector view spoilertogether with Andy hide spoiler Wow I feltike this book was all over the place I didn t even finish it I m so sad right now I suppose it could have been my mood I Transnasal Endoscopic Skull Base and Brain Surgery ll try it again some other time and hopefully Il enjoy it I seriously am going to die Especially because I m sure I m on the wrong team I m in Souvenirs de dbauches love with Orion But Iove Lucas too Maybe I should Mes recettes veggie au robot-cuiseur - 150 ides faciles et rapides ! let Helen keep Lucas and steal Orion for myself Considers writing fan fiction wherein I steal Orion Check out my blogs for reviews and book stuff It is over It was so beautiful Me just after reading Dreamless I so can t wait for it Me fan girling Me waiting for Goddess Still waiting And waitingMe freaking out after so much waiting Why oh why do you keep me waiting Josephine Editthe cover the cover THE COVER Best one yet amazing Loooooooooove it 3 Daphne better tell helen anducas the truth this time cuz this is TORTURE LLLLUUUUCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS ooohhh mmyyy goooshh I think i am gonna Jesus and the Jewish Roots of Mary lose it why does this silly orion guy have to come along no offense to any team orion people out there but im just really dontike him Cant you just see that Sherman Tank Manual lucas and helen are MEANT to be together if daphne doesnt spill the beans that theyre not related i might just scream the house down with frustration do i really have to wait nearly a whole year for goddess to come out sigh Just one PleaseI m sad it s over EDITED YET AGAIN HOLY MOTHER FORKER MAY 2013 EDITED AGAIN OK first off I wouldike to thank all the Let Me Feed You likes I gotike 20 so far Yay Lol And I would Five Days at Memorial like to say sorry for all the editing on this review Lastly I would justike to say I didn t mean to offend anyone by this review review Lastly I would just ike to say I didn t mean to offend anyone by this review s just my opinion and please respect it since I will respect yours Now commenting on this review is ok I
*am actually glad *actually glad would comment Just please don t flame me with your opinions stating I m wrong or whatever I don t ike that Just state your opinions nicely and have an open mind Don t hate me just because I Healing Earthquakes like Orion better than Lucas Ok Enough said Have a nice day c EDITED Woah tenikes Thank you everyone Lol xD Even though I am confuse as why you would Containing Contagion like this review since it s so unprofessional and simple orz God I just bought Dreamlessike yesterday night and I just finished reading it ike 5 minutes ago I swear I am so dying for this book right now 2013 Seriously I mean I hope it s ike January 2013 or something because if it s any Stalins Police longer I m scared I will forget what Dreamless was all about If that happens I have to read Dreamless again which I m totally ok with but still And I really want Helen to end up with Orion and not Lucas Just this once why can t a good book seriesike this doesn t have the story ending with the main female character with the main male character Is that really too much to ask Or maybe she can be the ueenGoddess of Dreams ol that s ike totally not gonna happen I know but hey I can hope right D It s over It s all over I can t believe it s over What an incredible end to an amazing series full of surprises twists intensity pain Haynes 2019 Desk Diary love and all things mythology It was superb I m satisfied and happy and so so so so sad it s overWhere to startLet me say that I had some issues with book 2 Dreamless because of the whole Orion Lucas Helen fiasco so going into this book I was worried I didn t know what to expect from theast book of the series which is not fun when you ve invested so much High Performance Paperback love and time into these characters and the world that is surrounding them Helen is a demigod and she s got mad powers dangerous powers that she discovers of in this final installment The Gods are all preparing for war they want to beat the children Gods vs their kids But this time things are different Sides are chosen secrets are revealedives are at stakebig time And it s up to Helen to stop this once and for all or the Gods win and the world as they know it is over Can Helen defeat Zeus and save all that she Great Powers, Small Wars loves and the rest of mankind Or is she too weak and unknowledgeable to understand her powers and what her role in thisife is It s all up to her and she must find a way to not Medieval Medicine let history repeat itselfWell shit this book had me all over the place Half the tim. Helen's powers are increasing and so is the distance between her and her mortal friends To make matters worse the Oracle. E I was fuming because I knew the truth of certain fates and God I was getting pissed that a certain someone was so selfish and keeping it hush hush Ioved being back with The Delos clan though All the characters brought such an exciting part to the story all of them And I Just Like Dad loved it I was constantly wondering and worried how things were gonna go down When I wasn t reading I was thinking or dreaming of this book and my friends I always want everyone to have their HEA Unfortunately that s not alwaysife And it sucks Hector He was awesome as usual I always had a soft spot for him though in the beginning I was skeptical of him But he turned out to be badass His oyalty to his family and helping Helen discover her powers and how to use them was amazing He would do anything for those he oved And God I gotta say I The Poison Garden lost it at one point Some things happened and well I won t spoil it but he scared me I was so happy to be in his presenceJason He was awesomesauce He s aot Moral Values like Lucas and such an amazing character He has the ability to heal and he never failed to help those out in need Ioved him since the beginning His affection for his sister and cousins was so fun to witness not to mention his sarcasm and wit I truly enjoyed himAri Well I Star Wars love this girl She truly grew so much in this book Her willingness to help her friends and family and her personality shined right through My heart broke for her and I wish I was able to take her pain away Ioved this girl The Sweet Life in Paris like she was my friendCassie Ioved her too though not at first It took me a while to warm up to her but by the end of the first book she convinced me that she was a great person and oved her family ike everyone else She had a huge part in this war and always took her role seriously Though things didn t always go her way and I felt bad for her that she had to go through some difficult times and I wanted to hug her and help her But she made it out unscathed thanks to her familyDaphne I don t know what to say except I m sorry I didn t expect to feel anything but hatred for her But in the end all I felt was pity Once shit was Champion (Legend, laid out I kind of understood though it was no excuse for why she withheld important information for soong But it helped to not want to hold a grudge against her forever I just hope she Misterio en el internado (La diversin de Martina 5) learned heressonOrion Okay so I didn t always Sofia the First (Disney Storybook (eBook)) like you I think it was resentment because of you trying to steal Helen from my Lucas and it made me mad Thisove triangle was crazy and it made me bitter towards you You as a character was actually really great and essential to the story I was happy with how things worked out in the end Like really happy And I m glad I was able to uell my hard feelings for you You really did a great job in protecting Helen when shit got out of hand But not only that it amazed me how much you protected Lucas and his family too You were such a caring being and I realized how ridiculous and uick to judge I was acting So it all turned out the way it was supposed to Awesome Thanks for proving me wrongHelen What can I "say I almost wanted to hate you for the decisions you made and the way you dragged Lucas "I almost wanted to hate you for the decisions you made and the way you dragged Lucas Orion in your ove fest I wanted to jump in the book and strangle you But damn you kicked ass I wasn t sure how you d handle all that power and if you d make the right decisions Of Course My Heart Broke For You Many Times It course my heart broke for you many times It hard being responsible for so much having such a heavy burden to carry I guess I could only say how proud I was in the end You really came through and grew into what you were meant to be and you did it well better than I would ve I m sure But I m pretty envious of you too Either way I oved your story and was so happy I cried happy bittersweet tears because I hated to end this journey that I ve enjoyed being a part of Thanks for a great ride on your crazy as shit rollercoaster Man I didn t want to get off Lucas Luke Babe Sigh I ve enjoyed being in your presence since you set foot on Nantucket 3 years ago I always thought you were a cocky bastard but I fell in ove with you anyway I knew there was to you than met the eye I was a goner Dammit this book killed me My heart was broken over and over for you and I wanted the pain to stop Seriously I felt sick every time you hurt I get attached to my book boyfriends too easily and well you really did me in Thank you for being so awesome and protective and sexy and swoony AND JUST ALL AROUND PERFECT WITH YOUR FLAWS AND just all around perfect with your flaws and I m so sad to see this y To see full review click hereDisclaimer Obviously I am not an Olympian If I was do you really think I d be bothered to read YA fiction Well maybe I would have eternitybut I d honestly probably be doing something better with my time ike touring Antarctica or at Born to Fly least eating some Greek yogurt with John StamosCue to The Mt Olympus Book Club A sound of something exploding is heard Frame onto a very annoyedooking AthenaAthena Did you really have to break that Grecian urn it was a gift fromit s been so NASA Moon Missions Operations Manual long I ve forgotten who made itZeus Then it is useless daughterAthena It s an artifact It s hardly uselessApollo Isn t it my job to care about the artsAthena Goddess of wisdom here History and all that jazz remember Besides we re getting off topic We re suppose to discuss Goddess our book club selection for the monthApollo I still can t believe I ve stepped down soow to become a member of a book clubAthena Shut up And really what are you going to do with your time Turn another girl into a treeApollo It was just that oneAthena God you re almost as bad as Hades Scratch that he s probably a Bluffers Guide to Formula 1 little bit sane than you because he only took one girlApollo She was Zeus s daughter our sisterhis niece and he took the Underworld Hades I married her and she s happy for the six months of the year she doesn t have to spend with that battle axeAthena She s your sister and you re off topic again Soet s talk about the book It s obvious that Angelini wants to be with us and has created an ultra super duper Mary Sue Really I don t know who is super duper than. Reveals that a dangerous traitor is Necessary People lurking among them and all fingers point to Orion Still unsure whether sheoves hi.